To be fair, this trailer is running on about a month old at this point and some of you may have seen this already. But I just found out about it today, and it was frankly so bizarre that I just had to share it. Conception is a Japanese dungeon crawler/RPG whose subtitle translates roughly to Please Have My Baby! While this sounds like the subject of an... unwholesome PC game you'd normally have to pick up at a convention and smuggle back to your hotel in a paper bag with giant sunglasses on, hoping nobody you know recognizes you, it is in fact a perfectly innocent (as far as these things go) PSP game. It just so happens that instead of breeding monsters, you breed people.

Yes, that's right. As the protagonist of Conception, it is your job to form meaningful relationships with the various women of your high school before copulating with them to make "star children," who will help you battle through the game's various dungeons. Think Persona, but instead of entering the Velvet Room, you're entering the Velvet Room. The trailer is embedded below.