Look, Ryu. We know you have a lot of rage built up deep down in your gut. We get a lot of those guys down here. Heck, that Kratos guy has stabbed his way through five full releases and a cell phone game, and he's still going strong. But we've gathered here today to talk about the ways in which you dispense your rage in your games. It's... well, it's just not "ninja," and frankly we're a little insulted by the fact that you keep referring to yourself as such even when spewing giant flame dragons from your arms. You need to let this whole ninja fantasy go, Ryu. It's hurting us, and it's hurting you.

Phew. Now that we've gotten that off of our chests, let's take a look at Team Ninja's trailer for the newest Ninja Gaiden 3 DLC pack, dubbed the Ultimate Pack. Like the last few packs, it'll include new weapons, challenges, and customization items to help you decidedly un-ninjaly chop through the enemy demon hoards.